Those who know me, know I like quotes. Ill update this as I come across more. Here are some that I find profound:

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do then by the ones you did. So, throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
-Mark Twain

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
- Søren Kierkegaard

For every prohibition you create, you also create an underground - Jello Biafra

May your heart grow bolder, like an Ironclad brigade - Finn MacCumhail (well sort of)

Welcome back to college, I know you have been gone for a while - Skanda

The only thing "Adult" about me is my shirt size.

Don't take life too seriously, it is not permanent.

In Soviet Russia you don't keep tabs on your browser, your browser keeps tabs on you. - Professor Efros, in a really thick Russian accent, which he can pull off, seeing as he is from St. Petersburg.

When we were young we never cared
And now we're scared of jumping in
Like we've forgotten how to swim.
But if we try and if we tread, then we can teach ourselves again.
Cause it's worth the chance we take.

But I think the we should try,
and if we tread,
and if we never take another dip again
We'll never know the joy that failure brings. - Bayside

You were gone when we found you.
You were practically surrounded, you were trap.
But the opposition stalled,
Their blood ran cold.
When they saw the look of love in your eyes. - Streetlight Manifesto

Did I do what I was called to do?
Did I do what you wanted me to?
Did I be the best that I could be?
And will your mercy cover me?
When I look up,
Will you be smiling at me?

"...On those living in the land of the shadow of death, a great light had dawned." - Isaiah 9:2

"God does not reveal to us, more than we can understand at any given time period and location" - Eric Peterson (poor paraphrase from a sermon on 1/2/11)

"Jesus is standing just outside, saying: 'Hey! Come out of there! I don't like tombs. I didn't really stay in mine all that long... they suck!' " -Rev. Dr. C. Barnes

**as a group of us were walking in to a bar for the AFC game (Steelers vs. Jets)**
Me: "Hey, Can I still wear this?"  (pointing to my Terrible Towel wrapped arround my head)
Tracey: "Um... You are only allowed to do that today. And today only."

"A Neck Tie will make you die, and cause you lots of trouble" - Cornbread and Butter Beans - Carolina Chocolate Drops

"The point is not to win, it is to crush your opponent"

"Don't hate me because I am beautiful" - Mr. Rohrer.

"Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal, highway or side streets, kiss her or keep her. We make choices, and we live with consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way, we ask for forgiveness, it's the best anyone can do." - Ned 'Pushing Daisies' 

This is your Life.
And it's ending one minute at a time. - Tyler Durden

Put a man on the brink of the abyss and - in the unlikely event that he doesn't fall into it - he will become either a mystic or a madman. Which is probably the same thing! - LOGICOMIX